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I'm a cat named Becca.

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toast life-giver rachel

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Thisblogisnotatallinteresting 

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partypeen:

ok so i was at work today (i work at a supermarket) and i was serving someone and the person next to her looked dead set like pete wentz and i was like what and then it was his turn and he was like ‘i know what you’re thinking’ and i was like ‘lol what’ and he goes ‘i look like pete wentz don’t i’ and i was just like oh my god and then he winked and walked out

did i just meet pete wentz

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mrschriskendall:

actual-cannibal-shialebeouf:

sanityscraps:

fargut:

routae:

so I made Google Translator read the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf song out loud

SHLALBUF

aaaaallllll the bodies!

SHILALBELF

OH MY GOD

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hi i love you

Suck me off, bitch.

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benedictclarke:

icmayla:

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fujiidom:

#this is a movie #that exists

wtf.

The fuck.

Is it bad that I sort of want to see this movie….

Fuck that, it looks hilarious. This trailer’s great, because it doesn’t introduce Ted until we think everything’s all fine and dandy.

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eridan-ampwwhora:

whatacrydonnie:

whatacrydonnie:

when you’re caught eating someone you’re not supposed to

I JUST SAID SOMEONE INSTEAD OF SOMETHING OH MY G O D

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cosmo tip #237

expertcosmotips:

looking to be more of a dominatrix in bed? if you need an extra kinky phrase, tell him his OTP sucks and isn’t even canon

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